Week 5 Story: Vishnu's Off Day

In the home of a lovely family, a small but distinct plop! disturbed the waters of a bowl that sat on the living room table. A small creature had appeared inside of it; as it opened its eyes, it sent up a great stream of disgruntled bubbling and muttered, "Uh oh." Lord Vishnu, the great preserver and protector of the universe, found himself trapped inside a goldfish bowl. Moments before, Lord Vishnu had been gazing down from the heavens and caught sight of the evil asura Hayagriva stealing the wisdom of the Vedas. The sacred words were casually slipping out of the corner of Brahma's mouth (along with a thin line of drool) as he reclined for his midday nap. "How careless that Brahma is sometimes," thought Vishnu. "Create one universe and suddenly you think you can do whatever you please." Lord Vishnu, who was actually paying attention to what was happening in the universe, realized that the end of the current world was imminent, an...